Nole, idi u peršun!

[miloolja]

Ko je blizu može da gleda..

Bonjour twitterland. Arrived in Paris.On the left is Stade d'France. Heading to RG soon for practise http://yfrog.com/h74euwstj

[jagodica]

čini mi se da ovo niko nije postavio..specijalna emisija o Noletu na Kanalu+ DjokoLand

[Torima]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vau...04/1/index.htm

Pročitajte ovo, deo je objavljen na ATP sajtu. Teks je malo duži (8 strana)

[Indigo]

Sjajan tekst, mada sam se na pocetku zabrinuo kada su nas prozvali nacijom gangstera i kriminala....

[miloolja]

Sa današnjeg prvog treninga u Gradu svetlosti...

[Vanja #66]

Malo mi je falilo da zaplacem dok sam citao ovaj tekst, a nisam neko ko se lako raspilavi. Jbt, nikad u zivotu nisam bio ponosniji sto sam iz Srbije, a morao sam da procitam text koji je Amer napisao da bih to osetio. Nole, sve sto se sada desava je ono sto ti sudbina vraca za sav taj trud i vreme ulozeno u njega! Ljudi, procitajte ovo, necete zazaliti!

,,http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vau...04/1/index.htm
Pročitajte ovo, deo je objavljen na ATP sajtu. Teks je malo duži (8 strana) " - Torima

[Vladan]

Sjajan je tekst,a sad evo i malo sale

Top 20 Ways Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal Can Beat Novak Djokovic in Paris

HUMOR — HUMOR - Novak Djokovic dethroned the king of clay, Rafael Nadal, fair and square in Madrid and followed it up with another master-class in Rome last weekend.

His domination has now extended to a 39-match winning streak, which includes a 9-0 record against fellow Big Four players, Rafael Nadal, Roger Federer, and Andy Murray.

While tennis fans have been getting quite serious in the last few days, I thought it would be the right time to take a humorous perspective.

So, in the tradition of David Letterman’s Top Ten lists and my own previous article, below is a list of top 20 ways that Rafael Nadal and Roger Federer can get one over the Serbian Superhero at Roland Garros to make this rivalry more interesting.



20. Walk onto court wearing masks of Novak himself, as at this point he probably considers only himself as being good enough to beat his own self.

19. Start doing on-court impersonations of him as well, and hope that since it used to annoy both of them, it could also annoy him and break his concentration.

18. Build a spaceship and have him transported back to Krypton . . . or at least far, far away from Earth.

17. Nadal could change his racquet sponsor to HEAD and Roger could change his kit sponsor to Sergio Tachini. Since Nole won’t be No. 1 at either brand anymore, his ego would compel him to switch to other sponsors, and while it takes time for him to get used to the new racquet and clothing, they could both take him out.

16. Invite Novak for a boys’ night out, and stuff him full of gluten-based foods like pizza, garlic bread and beer. But be careful not to overdo it, as he might then lose in the earlier rounds instead of to either of them.

15. Pay off the stadium staff to lock him in the men's room while he’s in there, and then win the match as a forfeit when he doesn’t show up on court.

14. Have his medical adviser kidnapped, ransoming him off in exchange for victories for both Roger and Rafa.

13. Engage Nole in screaming and chest-thumping competitions after each point, hoping he busts a nerve or something.

12. Convince the organizers to switch the French Open from clay to grass, and convince the ATP to ban both clay and hard-courts as illegal playing surfaces for the ATP Tour. Maybe a third surface could be a charm, right?

11. Steal the smiley-face string vibration dampener from his racquets and replace them with frowning-face ones. This would not only put Djokovic off his rhythm, but would also make him upset whenever he looks down at that frowning face.

10. Play him two (Fed & Nadal) on one (Novak), as the match may be closer, and they could actually have a chance of winning.

9. Carry another ball in one of their pockets, and when Novak blasts that unplayable passing shot, calmly take it out of their pocket and dink it over the net to catch him out of position, and make sure to act all nonchalant about it.

8. Offer to wear T-shirts with Nole's face plastered on them for a whole year, in exchange for the Serb allowing them a victory here or there.

7. Roger and Rafa could both return to play in the Davis Cup for their countries, and maybe if either of them wins the Davis Cup, it could trigger a Novak-like winning streak for them.

6. Enlist the help of Todd Martin, have him disguised as Marian Vajda (Nole’s coach), and let him destroy Novak’s game once again, as he did earlier.

5. Put up a notice on his locker that his match has been shifted to Court Suzanne Lenglen instead of Phillipe Chartrier, and have him wait out there, while they win once again on forfeit.

4. Appeal to his immense sense of patriotism, by forging a letter from the Serbian government that from henceforth tennis is considered to be banned for all Serbians. He’ll just have to give up the game.

3. Two words: itching powder. We’ve seen it work countless times in all-time favorites like Tom & Jerry, Mr. Bean, etc.

2. As in his latest HEAD commercial, challenge him to a game of tennis on the wings of a flying aeroplane, and just make the wing he’s standing on quite slippery. But remember to give him a parachute, because they’d want him to be alive and well while he can watch their ascent in the rankings back over and above him.

And the No. 1 way that Rafael Nadal & Roger Federer can beat Novak Djokovic is . . . (drum roll, please) . . .

1. Have Uncle Toni sit in Nole’s players’ box, which would earn Djokovic some warnings and point deductions for "on-court coaching". We all know nobody does it better than Uncle Toni . . . if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em, right Uncle Toni?

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/7...kovic-in-paris

20 načina da se pobedi Đoković

Stranice i stranice papira ispisane su prethodnih nedelja kako bi se na pravi način dočarao podvig Novaka Đokovića, koji je u seriji od 39 uzastopnih pobeda.

Međutim, retko ko je temi prišao na tako originalan i duhovit način kao Halid Sidik, novinar „Bličer riporta“.

On je ponudio 20 različitih načina na koji Rafael Nadal i Rodžer Federer mogu da pobede Đokovića u ovom trenutku. Srpski teniser je ove sezone četiri puuta bio bolji od Nadala, a tri puta od Federera.

Najboljih 20 načina da Federer i Nadal pobede Đokoviča u Parizu:

20. Ako izađu na teren u maskama Novaka, a Đoković u ovom trenutku verovatno smtra da je jedino on dovoljno dobar da pobedi samog sebe.

19. Ako počnu da imitiraju Novaka na terenu i da se nadaju da će ga to iznervirati i poremetiti mu koncentraciju jer su Đokovićeve imitacije nervirale i Federera i Nadala.

18. Ako izgrade svemirski brod i pošalju ga na Kripton ili bar nekuda daleko od Zemlje.

17. Nadal bi mogao da promeni marku reketa i pređe na „Hed“, a Rodžer bi mogao da obuče odeću „Serđo Takini“. Kako Nole više ne bi bio broj jedan ni u jednom tih brendova, njegov ego bi ga naterao da promeni sponzore. Potom bi Nadal i Federer mogli da ga pobed dok se Novak navikava na nove rekete i odeću.

16. Ako pozovu Novaka u noćni izlazak i daju mu da jede hranu punu glutena poput pice. Ali treba da budu pažljivi da ne preteraju kako ne bi izgubio u ranoj fazi turnira.

15. Ako potplate osoblje na stadionu da zaključa Novaka u toaletu dok je on unutra, a onda da dobiju meč jer se Đoković nije pojavio na terenu.

14. Ako kidnapuju Novakovog medicinskog savetnika, a kao otkup traže pobede za sebe u duelu sa Đokovićem.

13. Ako uspeju da uvuku Noleta u ’takmičenje’ u vrištanju i udaranju u grudi posle svakog poena, a zatim da se nadaju da će povrediti neki živac ili sl.

12. Ako ubede organizatore Rolan Garosa da se umesto šljake RG igra na travi, a zatim i da ubede čelnike ATP tura da zemljane i tvrde terene proglase ilegalnim. Možda bi im se treća podloga posrećila, zar ne?

11. Ako ukradu Đokovićev suspenzor (za smanjenje vibracija žica na reketu) u obliku ’smajlija’ i umesto toga stave tužno lice. To bi Đokovića izbacilo iz ritma, a i uznemirilo bi ga jer bi svaki put video tužno lice kada pogleda u reket.

10. Ako igraju obojica protiv Novaka istovremeno jer bi tada meč bio neizvesniji i zapravo bi imali šansu da pobede.

9. Ako budu držali još jednu lopticu u džepu i, kada Đoković odigra nezaustavljiv ’pasing’, mirno izvade lopticu iz džepa, prebace je preko mreže i uhvate Đokovića u lošoj poziciji. Usput moraju da se ponašaju prirodno.

8. Ako se ponude da nose majice sa Noletovim licem tokom cele godine, a da im zauzvrat Srbin omogući da pobede ponekad.

7. Rodžer i Rafa bi mogli da ponovo zaigraju u Dejvis kupu i možda bi napravili sličnu seriju kada bi osvojili DK.

6. Ako preruše Toda Martina u Novakovog trenera Marjan Vajdu i puste ga da ponovo uništi Đokovićevu igru, kao što je ranije učinio.

5. Ako u njegovoj svlačionici zalepe obaveštenje da je meč premešten na drugi teren, a potom da dobiju bez borbe.

4. Ako igraju na kartu njegovog patriotizma tako što će falsifikovati pismo od Vlade Srbije u lojem se kaže da je tenis od sada zabranjen svim Srbima. Novak će jednostavno morati da se povuče.

3. Ako upotrebe kremu koja izaziva svrab – videli smo da uspeva bezbroj puta u „Tomu i Džeriju“, „Mister Binu“ itd.

2. Ako ga, kao u Novakovoj poslednjoj reklami za Hed, izazovu da odigraju meč na krilu aviona, a zatim da se pobrinu da Novakovo krilo bude prilično klizavo. Ali moraju da se sete da mu daju padobran jer žele da ostane živ kako bi gledao njihov uspon na rang listi.

1. Ako stric Toni bude sedeo u Novakovoj loži, što će Đokovića koštati nekoliko upozorenja i poena zbog ’koučinga’. Znam da to niko ne radi bolje od strica Tonija.

http://www.b92.net/sport/tenis/vesti...&nav_id=513249

[miloolja]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vau...04/1/index.htm
Pročitajte ovo, deo je objavljen na ATP sajtu. Teks je malo duži (8 strana)

Natenane sam ga pročitala...
Divan tekst..

[miloolja]

Iskopah slučajno ovu sliku....i kada se samo setim onog polufinala sa Rafom..... onaj čist smeč u aut...
auuuuh... kad me kap tada nije pogodila....
A sledeće godine Olimpijada u Londonu...

[Panchev9]

Iskopah slučajno ovu sliku....i kada se samo setim onog polufinala sa Rafom i onaj čist smeč u aut...
auuuuh... kad me kap tada nije pogodila....
A sledeće godine Olimpijada u Londonu...

Da li neko zna koju ce opremu da nose sportisti iz Srbije( moze i exYU).
Suskalo se o nekima. Najgora "suska" je neka Givova(puj puj).

[notorious]

Gdje ovu sliku iščupa, smuči mi se od onog promašaja na mreži Umjesto sliku sa SO postavljaš ovu muku

[miloolja]

Gdje ovu sliku iščupa, smuči mi se od onog promašaja na mreži Umjesto sliku sa SO postavljaš ovu muku

Dobro veče, kako ste?
Opet hoćeš da se prepireš, mmmmmm?
Na SO nisam imala čime da slikam, a u Pekingu jesam ... šta ćeš...

[notorious]

Samo konstatujem, a ti jedva čekaš da napadneš Ti bila u Pekingu, možda u snovima

[AcaDjilkos]

Miloolja je bila na SO?

[notorious]

Da, a nigdje slike sa turnira